Just in time for the holidays and oh happy day criminal charges, the shabby carnival barker and future inmate recently hit another implausible new low with his “major announcement” of blissfully tacky $99 Trump digital trading cards celebrating”my life and my career” – as superhero, astronaut, cowboy etc – plus SWEEPSTAKES! prizes like meeting the perp himself. After a savage response – from fans’ “Are you f&King kidding me?” to The Good Liars’ killer “honest” cards – he claimed he was really announcing his “plan” to save free speech after he’s re-elected (mayor of FCI Otisville Block 4).
1848+: The End(s) of History 